Mini Graffiti Artist Pillows

Happy Mother's Day.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

My First Camera

Cariactures

Interior design trends for parents....

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I have no thumbs."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

Happy Turkey Day!

Just call me Picasso!

"I love your work!"

Can't even hold signs well.

'I did it all from memory.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Caricatures $20"

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Sun Flower.

Romantic Graffiti

"I don't know what went wrong."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

The Milky Way (Detail)

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'It's more festive-looking!'

Sick Rancher Humor

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.