Tiny Art Lover Pillows

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

My First Camera

Interior design trends for parents....

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Venus

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Use your imagination.

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Origami Society...

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

They were mysteriously drawn together

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Framed Lady

"He gets easily abstracted."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'