Tiny Art Lover Mugs

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

My First Camera

Interior design trends for parents....

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Venus

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Where Indian ink came from.

Use your imagination.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Klimt Kiss Phones

What's an Imax cave?

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"I find that hugely offensive!"

The Origami Society...

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

They were mysteriously drawn together

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"Amateurs."