Tiny Picasso Appreciator Pillows

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Interior design trends for parents....

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Face painting by numbers.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

Children's Art Show.

Just call me Picasso!

"It's a mobile."

'All good things must come to an end.'

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Francoise Gilot

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Artistic Licence.

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

"I know it was you because you signed your work!"

"Your work holds up quite well, Ben."

"Damn! I'm getting models from a different agency from now on…"