Miniature Art Appreciator Pillows

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Pastorius wonders why.

Misunderstood artist

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"Then what happened?"

Scarpia's Palace

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Sun Flower.

Juggler and Illusionist

"I don't know what went wrong."

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Artist on the Beach

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Ariana Grande caricature

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

"How did this comma get in with all the pieces?"

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.