Tiny Style Enthusiast Pillows

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Utility Chic.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Bald Man Overcomb

Trendies, INC

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Austin Powers

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

It bag and no knickers!

Georgian head-dress

Robin Hood Flies.

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"If they fit, we can return them."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"I had a dress once."

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"