Tiny Fashion Enthusiast Pillows

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Cat Tie

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Hats and Food

Keeping warm.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Pastry Hat

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

wattle covers

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

His and Her wardrobe's