Style Enthusiasts Pillows

"I'm here to review the fall collection."

"You've got to learn how to bowl without irony."

The Beard Movement

Girl warns little boy that she will give him to a 'great, big ugly man', refering to a fashionably dressed swell passing by

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'Styling Moose.'

Look, mom! Dogs DO resemble their owners!

'The Cab's here!'

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

Winter Fashion...

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Men's business romper.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Keeping warm.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror