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Bag Lady.

'No, it's not one of those trendy slanted skirts...she's just tucked it into her pants.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Sty Guru

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Bad hair day!

"It was better before God took up knitting."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

New Shoes.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

Customer Convention

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

The Return Of The Minipants

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Bald Man Overcomb

Trendies, INC

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Suits 50% Off

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Georgian head-dress

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

Easter Bonnet

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"