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"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Bald Man Overcomb

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'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

It bag and no knickers!

Georgian head-dress

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Easter Bonnet

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"If they fit, we can return them."

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"