Unique Style Pillows

"Yes, I'm sure it'll work. They hate turkeys with bad taste."

'I'm no longer a skinhead, but I still love the boots.'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Queen of Upcycling!

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Keeping warm.

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."