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Colognes for Men

"It's fall, Massimo. Let's cab it to Bergdorf's and get you some hair."

'Why wasn't I adopted by a normal, middle-class family in the suburbs?'

"Believe me, the 'wizard of wall street' is very big with executives!"

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Keeping warm.

Queen of Upcycling!

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Dog Dressed to Eat

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags