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Colognes for Men

"It's fall, Massimo. Let's cab it to Bergdorf's and get you some hair."

The Fad Herald cometh! He is the arbiter of all things hip. Hear ye, today, today, a matter of great importance. I've considered one of the most difficult fad decisions, and I am not prepared to rule. I will answer the age-old question: Hawaiian patterned shirts -- are they in or out? Murmur murmur. At long last. Speak! Quiet, please! Hawaiian shirts -- which have been stubbornly worn by men in all circumstances, often in defiance of their wives, defended and ridiculed through great debate -- ar

'Why wasn't I adopted by a normal, middle-class family in the suburbs?'

When beardy blokes meet...

"Believe me, the 'wizard of wall street' is very big with executives!"

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Queen of Upcycling!

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Keeping warm.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."