Clothing Styles Mugs

"It's linen. It's supposed to wrinkle."

"Honey, you know the rules. No cashmere before you're 15, no leather outerwear before you're 25."

Man: The Only Animal To Purposely Wear Plaid

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Men's business romper.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Cat Tie

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

At the suit makers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'