Clothing Styles Gifts

"It's linen. It's supposed to wrinkle."

"Honey, you know the rules. No cashmere before you're 15, no leather outerwear before you're 25."

Man: The Only Animal To Purposely Wear Plaid

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

Cat Tie

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Men's business romper.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

At the suit makers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'