Clothing Style Gifts

2 Live J. Crew

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'She's so put together!'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Cat Tie

Men's business romper.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Keeping warm.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

Queen of Upcycling!