Clothing Choice Gifts

Hip on the outside, dork on the inside...

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Cat Tie

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

At the suit makers

Mr Metrosexual.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan