Clothing Choice Gifts

Hip on the outside, dork on the inside...

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Cat Tie

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

At the suit makers

Mr Metrosexual.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"