Sartorial Choices Gifts

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"That shirt is so last year."

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

The latest in Eyewear.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Man in a Tuxedo

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

"Honey, you know the rules. No cashmere before you're 15, no leather outerwear before you're 25."

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"You look great."

Hats in the Wind

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

All dressed up - Nowhere to go.

2 Live J. Crew

Saville Row surprise

Do you have a larger suit in the same size?

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

"Take me to your tailor."

'Careful guys.. He's wearing a power tie!'

"I love Italian boots."

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

Does my bank account look big in this?