Sartorial Runner Gifts

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"1-1"

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"That shirt is so last year."

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Man in a Tuxedo

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"You look great."

'Let's keep going. Maybe we'll get there in time for the net olympics.'

All dressed up - Nowhere to go.

Saville Row surprise

Hats in the Wind

'You got haberdashed!'

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

'Careful guys.. He's wearing a power tie!'

"Take me to your tailor."

"I love Italian boots."

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

GoodWitchBadWitch.com, online clothes catalogue for moody people. What do you think?

Does my bank account look big in this?