Sartorial Sprinter Gifts

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"That shirt is so last year."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Man in a Tuxedo

Runner's High, Runner's Low

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

Graduate

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"You look great."

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

Hats in the Wind

Saville Row surprise

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

All dressed up - Nowhere to go.