Sprinter Gifts

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

'Why do I have to keep proving myself?!'

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Usain Bolt

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

Huge, steroid taking sprinter.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'I've just done the mile in three minutes. . .I took the short cut.'

'I can't find my keys!'

'Spinout!'

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

'D'you want to see me run the 100 metres? ...D'you want to see it again?'

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Go! Means NOW!

Running

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

Runner going through hurdles.

Runner Bean...

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"You're doing great - keep it up."

Centaur Sprinter

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

Linford Christie

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'