Sprinter Pillows

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

'Why do I have to keep proving myself?!'

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

Huge, steroid taking sprinter.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'I've just done the mile in three minutes. . .I took the short cut.'

'I can't find my keys!'

'Spinout!'

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Go! Means NOW!

Running

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

Runner going through hurdles.

Runner Bean...

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

Centaur Sprinter

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

"Business has been so good that I can now pay you a salary...mom!"

'He wears his spikes on the inside.'

'No thanks: I'm more of a sprinter than a jogger...'

Can you start immediately?