High-speed Sprinter Pillows

Overcoming the obstacles of the Internet

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Go! Means NOW!

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Running

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

A smiling cyclist

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Runner going through hurdles.

Runner Bean...

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Centaur Sprinter

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

Can you start immediately?

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

'Spinout!'

'He wears his spikes on the inside.'