Speed Sprinter Pillows

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Go! Means NOW!

"OK, ready to go again?"

Running

A smiling cyclist

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Runner going through hurdles.

Runner Bean...

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

"You're doing great - keep it up."

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Centaur Sprinter

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Runner's High, Runner's Low

GPS flag in road

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

Pit Stop for Track and Field

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

Linford Christie

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

'Spinout!'

Can you start immediately?