Competitive Sprinter Gifts

'He was sprinting down the track, way ahead of everyone, and suddenly ... Whoa! There's the problem!'

Go! Means NOW!

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Hockey Season.

Football player taking the ball home.

Runner Bean...

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

Runner's High, Runner's Low

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

'Big advantage!!'

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

Rock, paper, scissors

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

The pole bolt

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

The Achiever: competing with the appearance of virtue

"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!"

'Spinout!'

Golfer kicking ball out of bush.

'Ah, a stepping stone to success.'

Overcoming the obstacles of the Internet

Can you start immediately?