Competitive Swimmer Gifts

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!"

Shark in the Pool

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"I'm here to gets the gold"

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

The synchronized shower event.

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

"That is six feet."

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

'Is it labor day already?'