Ocean Swimmer Gifts

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

"Look, Doc, I'm a penguin. All I do is swim and eat fish. How on earth do I end up with high cholesterol?"

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"That's my boy!"

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'I've never done this before.'

The synchronized shower event.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

"That is six feet."

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."