Olympic Swimmer Gifts

In 2012, the Olympics decided to get awesome!

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"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

The synchronized shower event.

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

Pool lovers

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

"That is six feet."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."