Market Swimmer Gifts

'In the ebb and flow of today's economy, are we ebbing or flowing?'

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"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"Dow's up!"

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'He did it for us.'

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

The synchronized shower event.

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

Pool lovers

"That is six feet."

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."