Swimmer Gifts

'Are you sure this guy from Alaska is in a speed suit'

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

"You should see the size of the shark the Chinese are using."

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

The Winner's Podium for the Men's High Dive

Butterfly race.

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'

100 metres butterfly.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

'Help! Cold! Help!'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Crab pinches a water polo goalkeeper

Butterfly catching.

'Could be just psychological, but shearing before a swim race seems to improve my time.'

'WHOA! Go ahead. Put yours on and see if I'm as ugly.'

"That was one strange and confusing competition."

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

A swimmer doing the breast stroke on an armchair.

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

Johnny Weissmuller caricature

30th Parallel.

Mermaid Swim Meet

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Fishes

Endurance

A man swims up the train of a woman's dress.

'You swam with dolphins?! I'm impressed.' 'Don't be. They laughed at my butterfly stroke. Dolphins can be quite cruel.'

Ryan Lochte loses major sponsors after Rio scandal

Diving Fish