Summer Swimmer Gifts

'You guys close your pool yet?' 'Yes, we let the air out last week.'

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

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"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

"That's my boy!"

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'I've never done this before.'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

Pool lovers

"That is six feet."

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'Want to go for a dip?'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

'Is it labor day already?'