Summer Swimmer Mugs

'You guys close your pool yet?' 'Yes, we let the air out last week.'

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

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"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'I've never done this before.'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

"That is six feet."

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

'Want to go for a dip?'