Leisure Swimmer Mugs

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Bring your own inflatable.

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"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"That's my boy!"

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"I'm here to gets the gold"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

'One of them's his air, the other one's his mp3 player.'

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

Directions to the Bar.

Boat to the Horizon.

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

'Want to go for a dip?'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

Pool lovers

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

"That is six feet."