Leisure Swimmer Mugs

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Bring your own inflatable.

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"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"I'm here to gets the gold"

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

'One of them's his air, the other one's his mp3 player.'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

Directions to the Bar.

Boat to the Horizon.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

"That is six feet."

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'