Leisure Golfer Mugs

How to write your golf game off as a business expense.

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

"My kind of course."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Zeus's Caddy

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Golf lessons

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

'Don't move.'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Husband and wife

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Hole in forty-seven.

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

'You're away, Doc!'