Leisure Golfer Pillows

How to write your golf game off as a business expense.

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

"My kind of course."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

Zeus's Caddy

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Golf lessons

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'Don't move.'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

God in the bunker.

Husband and wife

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

Hole in forty-seven.

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

"How'd it happen?