Wandering Golfer Pillows

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Where's your other glove?'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

"One More Swing."

Golf Crime Scene.

Getting rid of the opposition.

Luckily I hit the pin!

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

"My kind of course."

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

Using Science In Fashion Design

'T.M., have you ever considered taking up golf like most executives?'

"Dad, get your own sandbox!"

"Fore!"

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

"My kind of course."

"Sorry Dick. I kinda sliced that one."

'Don't be a fool, Kevin! How do you know that he's a certified teaching pro?'