Lone Golfer Pillows

Acme Insurance - "He can never get anyone to play with him."

Golf lessons

'He lived and died for golf.'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

A man plays golf by the sea

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'Don't move.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"Duh!"

"At least my putting has improved."

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

Too many beers at lunch?

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Luckily I hit the pin!

"One More Swing."

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

"My kind of course."

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

"Jack, can you earn a living with your golf... starting tomorrow?"

Women Golfers

Slippery hand golfer

"Dad, get your own sandbox!"

Addressing The Ball

"No, Dad, I'm not practicing to be a golfer when I grow up! I'm practicing to be a doctor!"