Acme Insurance - "He can never get anyone to play with him."
Lone Golfer Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for a lone golfer? Our collection captures the quiet passion of solo rounds with witty and charming items that speak to their love of the game and peaceful moments on the course. Whether they're teeing off at sunrise or enjoying a well-earned break, these gifts add a fun and personal touch to their golfing adventures. Find something special that celebrates their solitary pursuit and makes every game memorable.
Golf lessons
Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.
A man plays golf by the sea
'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'
'He lived and died for golf.'
"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."
The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open
"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"
'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'
'Don't move.'
Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls
"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."
"Duh!"
"At least my putting has improved."
'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'
"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."
"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"
Rory McIlroy
TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO
Too many beers at lunch?
"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."
"One More Swing."
For a $50 payoff, Dwayne would agree not to follow a foursome around all 18 holes.
Brian McMahon's hobby? Being hit by as many pro golfers as possible.
"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."
Luckily I hit the pin!
'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'
"My kind of course."
Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'
Women Golfers
"Jack, can you earn a living with your golf... starting tomorrow?"
Slippery hand golfer
"No, Dad, I'm not practicing to be a golfer when I grow up! I'm practicing to be a doctor!"
Desert Island golf
Lone Golfer Gifts Collection
Lone Golfer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating the lone golfer and their peaceful moments on the course — perfect for a morning pick-me-up.
Lone Golfer Pillows
Find the perfect golf-inspired pillow to add humor and comfort to any space, tailored for the dedicated lone golfer.
Lone Golfer Prints
Bring the serenity and passion of solo golf to your wall with our elegant prints — a must-have for any golf lover’s decor.
Lone Golfer T-Shirts
Discover our range of t-shirts designed for golf enthusiasts who enjoy their game solo. Style meets wit in our thoughtful designs.