Lone Golfer Prints

Acme Insurance - "He can never get anyone to play with him."

Golf lessons

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

A man plays golf by the sea

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'He lived and died for golf.'

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

'Don't move.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"Duh!"

"At least my putting has improved."

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

Rory McIlroy

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Too many beers at lunch?

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

"One More Swing."

For a $50 payoff, Dwayne would agree not to follow a foursome around all 18 holes.

Brian McMahon's hobby? Being hit by as many pro golfers as possible.

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

Luckily I hit the pin!

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

"My kind of course."

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

Women Golfers

"Jack, can you earn a living with your golf... starting tomorrow?"

Slippery hand golfer

"No, Dad, I'm not practicing to be a golfer when I grow up! I'm practicing to be a doctor!"

Desert Island golf