Little Golfer Prints

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Clock Face Golf Set

"This camp had better have a power port!"

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

"This paternity leave plays havoc with your handicap."

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'Where's your other glove?'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

Pest control.

Luckily I hit the pin!

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

Getting rid of the opposition.

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

"My kind of course."

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'