Wandering Golfer Gifts

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Where's your other glove?'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

Luckily I hit the pin!

Getting rid of the opposition.

"One More Swing."

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

Golf Crime Scene.

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

"My kind of course."

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

'T.M., have you ever considered taking up golf like most executives?'

Tiger Woods

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

Using Science In Fashion Design

"Sorry Dick. I kinda sliced that one."

"My kind of course."

"Fore!"

"Dad, get your own sandbox!"

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"