Golfer On A Quest Gifts

Golf ball in birds nest

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

The Amateur Golfer

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'Putter'.

The Golfer Gardener

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

Too many beers at lunch?

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

"One More Swing."

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

Golf Crime Scene.

'Do you mind if I play through?'

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

"IV!"

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

'It wouldn't be so bad to play golf in winter if the balls were just another color.'

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

Golfer going through customs

'Damn! I forgot I needed arms to pull the cord.'

2042

Two Dictators in their bunkers.

Man reading 'Golf Made Easy' book.

"Remember to keep your head down."

"Oh, shoot! I'm in the rough sketch again."

Fairway trolls.

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

Golf mole

'Justin hacked another divot... Rub his nose in it or he'll never learn.'