Silent Golfer Gifts

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'He lived and died for golf.'

The Land Before Mimes.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

'I wish somebody would say something.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

Borrowed 200K for mime school

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"Harold's been giving me the silent treatment ever since he started Mime school."

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

Golf Crime Scene.

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

'Is something wrong Kevin... we don't talk anymore!'

Using Science In Fashion Design

"The Fifth Amendment may just have well have been written with my client in mind."

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

''Stiff shaft', 'long and straight', 'up and in'...I thought you were talking about sex!'

'It wouldn't be so bad to play golf in winter if the balls were just another color.'

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

The 19th hole

'A street mime without a license, eh? -- Okay, you get one free phone call.'