Silent Angler Gifts

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

Fishing with God

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

Priest with Christian symbol

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"Holy Mackerel!"

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

Hell's Anglers

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'I wish somebody would say something.'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Fishing Holes

Blue Upright

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

For a $50 payoff, Dwayne would agree not to follow a foursome around all 18 holes.

Two men trout fishing

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

...Once his tackle is among the fish...he can savour the strange thrill of being utterly own.

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'He really misses going fishing with his old friends.'

Detectorist meteorite.

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

Man fishing in a tin of fish

Arctic fishing

'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'

The Sea Angler: The best places to fish may be learned by watching the experts.

"There's a fine line between love and bait."

'If we don't make a sound, my mom can hear it.'