Serene Angler Gifts

Men Fishing

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"It is my place!"

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

Priest with Christian symbol

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Clam Spearing

"Holy Mackerel!"

Stories about crumbs

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Windchimes

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Sea of Tranquillity

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Blue Upright

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

...Once his tackle is among the fish...he can savour the strange thrill of being utterly own.

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

Fishing

Two men trout fishing