Secretive Angler Gifts

Two men trout fishing

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Priest with Christian symbol

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"Holy Mackerel!"

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

'He did it for us.'

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

Hell's Anglers

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Fishing Holes

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

'He really misses going fishing with his old friends.'

Man fishing in a tin of fish

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

Arctic fishing

'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'

Fishing from a Fish

"There's a fine line between love and bait."

'Just remember - they are not always as easy as they look..'

The Game Men: The most exclusive of all anglers is the dry fly man.

"Tell me again how you found this secret fishing hole?"