Rebel Angler Gifts

Hell's Anglers

"I gotta be me!"

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Fishing Holes

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

Two men trout fishing

A Vegetable Plot...

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

The Incomplete Angler

"I wish you wouldn't take your enjoyment so hard, Ed."

'... 'Bite it,' I said. 'It's catch and release,' I said ... Now I feel horrible.'

Man fishing in a tin of fish

Arctic fishing

'Dude, we're putting the ban back together.'

'Look - decide. Are you going to launch an attack on tradition, or make a few bob?'

'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'

You're never going to catch anything that way.'

'Ok then, so the fish dont feel any pain...what about the worms...?'

Fishing Strictly Prohibited!

Larry promised himself he wouldn't give into the pier pressure...not again.

A Disgorger

Fishing from a Fish

"I'm claiming diminished responsibilities."

'Just remember - they are not always as easy as they look..'

'I'm just a beginner. I want on rod, one reel, one line, one hook, one.....'