Rebel Angler Gifts

Hell's Anglers

"I gotta be me!"

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

Fishing Holes

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

A Vegetable Plot...

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

Two men trout fishing

"I wish you wouldn't take your enjoyment so hard, Ed."

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

The Incomplete Angler

'... 'Bite it,' I said. 'It's catch and release,' I said ... Now I feel horrible.'

Man fishing in a tin of fish

"This wine has hints of rebellion with a lingering finish of rugged individuality - did you buy this to defy me?"

'Dude, we're putting the ban back together.'

'Look - decide. Are you going to launch an attack on tradition, or make a few bob?'

Arctic fishing

'Ok then, so the fish dont feel any pain...what about the worms...?'

'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'

Fishing Strictly Prohibited!

You're never going to catch anything that way.'

"I'm claiming diminished responsibilities."

Fishing from a Fish

A Disgorger

Larry promised himself he wouldn't give into the pier pressure...not again.

'Just remember - they are not always as easy as they look..'