Lawbreaker Angler Gifts

Fishing Strictly Prohibited!

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'He did it for us.'

Hell's Anglers

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

You're in luck - The 5-second rule is not legally binding. Donuts.

Blue Upright

'Hey! Kid in the blue! Where'd you get that BEER?'

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

"I don't think you understand how an Easter egg hunt works."

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

Unauthorised Personnel

'... 'Bite it,' I said. 'It's catch and release,' I said ... Now I feel horrible.'

Fish steals a fisherman's worms.

'Boss - I'm still out here trying to land some customers. See you back at the office.'

Man stealing a speed camera.

Desert crawler sees 'No Crawling' sign.

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

'Ok then, so the fish dont feel any pain...what about the worms...?'

You're never going to catch anything that way.'

A Disgorger

'My mother wants to talk to you.'

Sue's trouble with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.

"I thought about releasing him, but I needed something to fill this space on the wall."

'You need a permit to fish here. I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you.'

"They're a bit blurred sir, but you were doing 110mph."

"I'd just like to say that whenever I've needed a policeman I've been able to find one."

"We have reason to believe that whatever you did in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas and you're hiding it in your car. Please step out of the vehicle."

'Just remember - they are not always as easy as they look..'