Rule-breaking Fisherman Gifts

Fishing Strictly Prohibited!

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

Zombies love ice fishing

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

'He really misses going fishing with his old friends.'

'Luck? When you get to my level of competition, it has nothing to do with luck.'

A man is preoccupied with ice fishing.

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

Internet.

Man fishing of one side while fish laugh at him from the other side

A Disgorger

The Sea Angler: The best places to fish may be learned by watching the experts.

A man and a cloud fishing

'You need a permit to fish here. I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you.'

Pirate using wooden leg to go fishing

"Aren't you supposed to throw them back?"

'Be the fish, catch the fish, Jack.'

Man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Your Anniversary?

'When I was little I used to like fishing and girls - Now I'm big I just like fishing!'

'Mustn't Grumble!'

NO DOG GOLF