Risk-taking Fisherman Gifts

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

Zombies love ice fishing

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

"Hello, we're Mathers, Thorpe and Beneke. Can your husband come out and play the market?"

Bad timing.

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

'Why do I always lose at this interactive television fishing show!'

A man is preoccupied with ice fishing.

Bass Finder 6000

Man settled down to a book is irritated that he has a bite

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

"Risk investment involves letting go of your safety in numbers addiction!"

Internet.

Fishing Strictly Prohibited!

"I love taking risks... it's all the consequences I can't handle."

Psst, wanna buy low and sell high? Huh? This is a can't-miss deal. Buy now and sell in six months for a huge profit. Forget it. I learned my lesson during the dotcom boom. No more speculative investments for me. You misunderstand, fine sir. I'm not talking stocks. That's crazy stuff – for real buffoons. I'm talking real estate. The markets going crazy. Everyone's getting loaded. You cannot lose! Thus a man strode back into the bubble. Look at this condo in the Florida marshes!

A Disgorger

The Sea Angler: The best places to fish may be learned by watching the experts.

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

'You need a permit to fish here. I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you.'

Pirate using wooden leg to go fishing

'When I was little I used to like fishing and girls - Now I'm big I just like fishing!'

'Be the fish, catch the fish, Jack.'

'Just remember - they are not always as easy as they look..'

"It's stealth technology that hides me from fish finders."